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The Oracle

Uhm, I need about 980 billion dollars- just shy of a trillion.....it's reallllllllly important, my

situation is tragic and dire: all the seats on my private fleet of 46 jets need new leather upholstery, haven't been able to remodel the bathrooms in one of my 32 mansions, my art collection is really low on Rembrandt's......and hell, I haven't been on a good spree to Monte Carlo in at least a couple of months........Wont you please help in writing letters to Congress in support of this?....I mean, I need 980 bil bad, really bad......
LoNeSoMe:

give me your account details ill transfer it straight away, love to help the needy

ThatGayConservative:

Ooooh! You're one of us few who remember Ernie Fosselious's Hardware Wars. I'm impressed.

The Oracle:

Thank you both, now get cracking on those letters......

MAINFRAME:

You could sell your soul to the devil- seems to work for most CEOs...............................

The Oracle:

Hahahahahahahaha.......Best Answer.........and how true.

Billyjean:

Paris Hilton!!!! Hhey girl!!!! Long time no see at the partaaaayyy!!!!! LOL You are just gonna have to tighten your Gucci belt girl, but just make sure the chihuahua is looked after first!

JemaH:

roflmao @ partaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Billyjean:

Heeeyyyyy randy!!! How u doing? :-)
Dropped a g'day to Bev...did she get it okay?
ANd by the way....lol...u mean the ONLY comment I get is 'anti vegemite?' Geeezzzz!!!! You could have at least dropped in 'pro eggs Benedict!!! :-P>>>>

JemaH:

I am a dude and it takes me soooo long to think,,let alone type what my brain tells the old fingers :)

JemaH:

And yes she got it. You made her smile :)
Whats new in the zoo? :)

Billyjean:

Pleased it got through to her. :-) Still getting used to the system here.
No exciting news....but recovering well from my recent little medical procedure. :-)
How about you?

The Oracle:

Are you having fun...lol.......using my question as your private little chat?

Billyjean:

Yes thanks Oracle. It was most kind of you to ask it in order to allow us a quick little social catch up. LOL

Kevhav1:

Ok...I'll get you that........just don't forget my percentage

The Oracle:

Your cut is .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%.....so how much does that work out to? Will you take a Czech?

Kevhav1:

Yeah........no problem..........atleast our share is now 50: 50 ;)

ThatGayConservative:

First, you have to have union workers in your employ and pay protection money to their leaders. Of course if you're a liberal like Pelosi, this step is not required.

The Oracle:

Hahahaha ......interesting, thank you both.

Missy:

"WELL,WELL...I,FIRST MUST...Sell..many countries,(of course...getting top dollar,for them.), then i have to get,the correct...workers and materials, together.(this might, take...say,about..100 years.) "CONGRESS....MIGHT,ASK A FEW, QUESTIONS." "AND I, THINK, OUR LETTERS, WILL NOT ,MAKE IT.

The Oracle:

Hahahahaha

DUDE:

I have expressed my thinking on this matter in my blog at "www.living2change.spaces.live.com"

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